Fun time, such a fun time, drop a bucket on it's head an call it "HTML 5" Time
WTF is this?
Who cares?
Help Me

RAW MD IS FUN, RAW HTML IS FUNNER
Welcome to Web 1
Don't like it? No one cares Crap, try IE, your Browser doesn't support Applets Idiot
Fine you heretic

This page isn't really parody, it's a fair critiqúe of modern web practices and the overreliance on Javascript and Cascading Style Sheets on "HTML" pages & the "hate" of cool and interesting HTML tags like <center>, NAME="" for bodies, <font>, <marquee>, and <blink>; and don't even get me started on the hate for using <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">.

Oh, and fun little fact, due to some iframe hackery this page is Technically Validified HTMLFurthermore as a wise degenerate once spoke:
"Heresy, thy Cascading Style sheets art dunderpluff in the context of this very righteous modified Hypertext Markup Language 2.0 standard webpage.
So I curse upon thee for thy crops to be dead, fields dry, and harvest low; for this heresey is deadly to all that is known and formulated to (non)standard."

So pickup thy pitchfork- *Clears throat* Oh wait, where was I? Oh yeah, the "standards" thing. Webstandards like HTML5 serve only to deprecate our fair webpages and serve the interests of overengineered boilerplate Interactive Corporate Webportals from companies that have money to burn on unneeded code.



A Representation of Textual Information and MetaInformation for Retrieval and Interchange

Abstract

HyperText Markup Language (HTML) can be used to represent

Hypertext news, mail, online documentation, and collaborative hypermedia;

Menus of options; Database query results;

Simple structured documents with inlined graphics.

Hypertext views of existing bodies of information

The World Wide Web (W3) initiative links related information throughout the globe. HTML provides one simple format for providing linked information, and all W3 compatible programs are required to be capable of handling HTML.

W3 uses an Internet protocol (Hypertext Transfer Protocol, HTTP), which allows transfer representations to be negotiated between client and server, the result being returned in an extended MIME message. HTML is therefore just one, but an important one, of the representations used with W3.

HTML is proposed as a MIME content type.

HTML refers to the URL specification of RFCxxxx.

Implementations of HTML parsers and generators can be found in the various W3 servers and browsers, in the public domain W3 code, and may also be built using various public domain SGML parsers such as [SGMLS] . HTML is an SGML document type with fairly generic semantics appropriate for representing information from a wide range of applications. It is more generic than many specific SGML applications, but is still completely device-independent.

 !~YAY~!

Oh and while they might not know simple HTML like <body bgcolor="blue">, go look at This guy @ justfuckingusehtml.com

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